The fact that Christine Nampeera, a devout girl, would go to the bathroom, get completely undressed, and let a bearded man organize her immensely endowed “Nadunga” (read rear) before being severely shafted, continues to worry many people.
Even though the bumless, talented Muzzinyi searched fruitlessly for water, the images from that incident are still fresh in the minds of worried social media in-laws, who are left wondering what precisely happened to the aspirational city socialite.
But now we understand that Nampeera might have been to blame that day because she had left her rosary at home.
I don’t know how Satan got me there. A vibrant Nampeera was heard at Cielo Lounge on last Wednesday professing her regret for neglecting to say her rosary to anyone who cared to listen.
In reality, Nampeera is way too holy. Finding her is tough without a rosary. Her WhatsApp profile picture shows the biblical Maria.
The devil, on the other hand, had to have been a man and a h*rny if it is true that he misled her.